Have you ever noticed that in their attempt to sound so serious, kids come up with the funniest things sometime? Check these out:
Little boy was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After staring intensely at whats happening in front of him, he asked: "Mom, is one for hot and the other for cold milk?"
As he was getting ready to go to bed, a little boy hugged and kissed his mother goodnight. He said: "I love you SO much... that when you die, I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window!"
A little boy was engrossed watching a couple passionately hugging and kissing each other in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
As a mother walked into the bedroom to tuck her son in bed, she found her 5-year-old son looking at his bed worryingly. When his mom asked what was troubling him, he replied: "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married! How will my wife fit in?"
A little girl was going for a walk with her mother, when they bumped into the mother's elderly friend. As the adults were chatting, the little girl looked at the elderly friend intensely and asked: "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
LOL, kids have the awesomest sense of humor!
*Note: Photo "Holly" by Sitamae (Website: Sitamae@Deviantart.com)
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